This post courtesy of Tony Wichowski at Christian FreeThinker with a hat tip to Lauren and Marc.
The Friday Debate
“It’s Friday because I can touch the calendar with my hands and see it with my eyes.” - The Apostle Thomas ”It’s Friday because God spoke it into being.” - The Apostle John ”It’s Friday for me but it may not be true for you.” - Oprah “It’s Friday because it evolved from Thursday.” - Charles Darwin “Your belief in how Friday came to be is absurd. Friday came into being through a progression of days, it wasn’t designed by some supernatural calendar maker.” - Richard Dawkins “It’s Friday because God actualized a possible world where it would be Friday.” - William Lane Craig “What Craig said!” – Luis de Molina “Friday is true, but we can all choose to accept or reject it.” - Jacobus Arminius “Friday was predestined.” - John Calvin “There are billions and billion of Fridays.” - Carl Sagan “It’s Tuesday in another universe of the multiverse.” - Stephen Hawking “Even if it is every day in the multiverse, one needs a cause for the multiverse, and thus, every friday.” - John Lennox “I have a hard time rationalizing how a supposedly good Friday Creator would be so cruel to create Monday. I hate Mondays so I refuse to beleive in your Friday maker. Because I deem creating mondays evil, he cannot exist.” - Christopher Hitchens “However, it might be impossible for the creator to actualize a world with Fridays (6th days) without allowing Mondays (2nd days).” - Alvin Plantinga “In the next ten years, technology will have allowed us to jump from Monday to Friday at will.” - Ray Kurzweil “The senses deceive from time to time, and it is prudent never to trust wholly those who have deceived us even once. Yet still I know it’s Friday because I think, and I think. Therefore it’s Friday.” - Rene Descartes “The expansion of space and evidential cosmic cooling demonstrates the creation event. Friday did not always exist, but came into existence by a cause outside of space and time, and that cause must of necessity be God.” - Hugh Ross
Edit: More added!
My wife started believing in Fridays so I set out to disprove this Friday thing once and for all. Using my experience as an investigative reporter, and after following the evidence wherever it lead, I came to the conclusion that I have no other logical choice than to accept Fridays as a reality. - Lee Strobel (HT Greg West )
