This post courtesy of Tony Wichowski at Christian FreeThinker with a hat tip to Lauren and Marc.
The Friday Debate
“It’s Friday because I can touch the calendar with my hands and see it with my eyes.” - The Apostle Thomas ”It’s Friday because God spoke it into being.” - The Apostle John ”It’s Friday for me but it may not be true for you.” - Oprah “It’s Friday because it evolved from Thursday.” - Charles Darwin “Your belief in how Friday came to be is absurd. Friday came into being through a progression of days, it wasn’t designed by some supernatural calendar maker.” - Richard Dawkins “It’s Friday because God actualized a possible world where it would be Friday.” - William Lane Craig “What Craig said!” – Luis de Molina “Friday is true, but we can all choose to accept or reject it.” - Jacobus Arminius “Friday was predestined.” - John Calvin “There are billions and billion of Fridays.” - Carl Sagan “It’s Tuesday in another universe of the multiverse.” - Stephen Hawking “Even if it is every day in the multiverse, one needs a cause for the multiverse, and thus, every friday.” - John Lennox “I have a hard time rationalizing how a supposedly good Friday Creator would be so cruel to create Monday. I hate Mondays so I refuse to beleive in your Friday maker. Because I deem creating mondays evil, he cannot exist.” - Christopher Hitchens “However, it might be impossible for the creator to actualize a world with Fridays (6th days) without allowing Mondays (2nd days).” - Alvin Plantinga “In the next ten years, technology will have allowed us to jump from Monday to Friday at will.” - Ray Kurzweil “The senses deceive from time to time, and it is prudent never to trust wholly those who have deceived us even once. Yet still I know it’s Friday because I think, and I think. Therefore it’s Friday.” - Rene Descartes “The expansion of space and evidential cosmic cooling demonstrates the creation event. Friday did not always exist, but came into existence by a cause outside of space and time, and that cause must of necessity be God.” - Hugh Ross
Edit: More added!
My wife started believing in Fridays so I set out to disprove this Friday thing once and for all. Using my experience as an investigative reporter, and after following the evidence wherever it lead, I came to the conclusion that I have no other logical choice than to accept Fridays as a reality. - Lee Strobel (HT Greg West )
And God said: Let there be Friday. And it separated the work week from the days of rest. And God saw that it was good.
“Yesterday was Thursday. Today, it is Friday. We so excited, we gonna have a ball today.” -Rebecca Black
Funny post by the way.
God Bless
Friday is not a fixed point in time but a floating point in time. When it is 7 PM Friday in Massachusetts it is 7 AM Saturday in Malaysia. So the reality of it is one can never be sure if it really is Friday at all.
Your first sentence doesn’t lead to the second. It’s Monday at 4:40 right now. It’s definitely not Friday, here or anywhere. In four days it will absolutely be Friday here, though.